thread dump, seven minutes in heaven edition

[connike]

kiss! kiss! KISS!!!!!!!

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[azunee]

[natsuagi]

[ Azuma is by no means a bad person. Really. Despite how much he likes to tease (and boy, does he tease a lot) he knows there's not a mean bone in his body.

But that doesn't make Tenma any more comfortable with this situation. ] Hey! Stop messing around and let us out of here!! [ He rattles the doorknob, as though he hasn't already spent the last two minutes on and off doing just that. ] I know you can hear me!

[fridrich]

[9hyodo]

[ Kumon, bless his heart, tries his best to act put off and annoyed when one of the other company members dares Banri to play seven minutes in heaven with him. Whether anyone is actually convinced by his acting or not, he's not entirely sure, but that thought's far from his mind as finally, for the first time that night (and honestly, in several days) he's all alone with Banri. They've ~secretly~ been boyfriends for less than a week - they haven't even had time for a proper date yet! - but the thought of kissing him fills him with butterflies, in a good way. ]

Awwww man! I can't believe I'm in here with you! [ To someone nearby enough to hear Kumon's voice, this might sound less than positive. But he couldn't wipe the smile off his face if he tried. ]

[fiorello]

[fauxglove]

[Duval, as a witch, is useless in this sort of situation. Of course he has a spell to magic himself and Kenta out of the room they're currently trapped in, but does he have the conduit or materials to make the spell work? No. Of course not.

He'd rather die than ever admit this, but he'd love to be able to suck the life essence out of something for some quick magic, like a mage would, in this very moment. But, well, he may actually die in this room so, damn.

Not that he's opposed to kissing Kenta but...he knows how he is. And what does Kenta want?] Well. What do we do.

[seijouhai]

[omimi]

[akihi]

[grassie]

[This is not Gracie's first seven minutes in heaven rodeo, not by a long shot. It is, however, his first time trapped in this rodeo with the guy he is tentatively dating but hasn't kissed enough for this to not be incredibly awkward.]

Ahhh, man. [He breathes out.] C'mere, Akihi. [He splays out his arms, inviting Akihi into a hug. They can start there.]

[nohrhater]

[natsupiko]

[Ha ha, well this is AWKWARD.

Going to a party with Oboro is nothing unusual. Kazunari and Oboro are best friends and Kazunari loves to chat it up at parties. Party games are also nothing unusual! A couple drinks in and spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven sounds like a great idea. He can smooch someone cute and get his mind off of how hard he's been crushing on Oboro despite her hardcore crushing on the ornery kid currently sitting to his left.

It gets awkward when Oboro herself joins the circle and it's her turn to spin and it lands right on..... Kazunari. ??????Not Takumi? Seriously????

Long story short: He is now in a closet with Oboro who clearly wanted to be in it with someone else, for seven whole minutes.] What are the chances huh! Taki was right there! [C'mon Kaz, think of a flirty joke to make. This should be easy!] S-sorry, Bobby. [AAGH]

[mashohiso]

[tasutaka]

[ It's frustrating enough to be stuck in a small closet with a door he can't seem to get open or knock down, despite all his attempts. But Hisoka making himself comfortable in the corner, surrounded by coats and sweaters, doesn't help matters in the slightest.

With a sharp breath, he kneels in front of his napping troupemate. ] Mikage. [ He shakes his shoulder. ] Wake up.

[muku_prince]

[9hyodo]

[ Some might be more concerned about being trapped in a weird magical closet that won't let whoever's inside out until they kiss for a duration of time. And maybe Kumon will marvel at the mysteriousness of it later. But right now, Kumon is absolutely delighted to have this excuse to be alone with Muku.

He's all smiles and laughter as he gives Muku the biggest, tightest hug. ] Oh no! We're trapped! Muku, what should we do?!

[sickandtired]

[obfuscous]

[ H...uh. When Vero said he wanted to show Uriel the inside of a shrine, this isn't what they expected. The room they find themselves in is surprisingly spacious, but devoid of anything. There's only the archway they walked through and an archway with some stairs just beyond it, leading up to what appears to be a throne.

Oh, and some gates that came down once they passed the first archway. And a booming voice in their brain that tells them that they have to kiss for a duration of time to complete the trial.

They expected danger - they're both armed for that reason - but this... this is different. Uriel blinks slow and lowers their blade, looking up at Vero beside them. Did he expect this? ]

[ichibukuro]

[14acker]

[ This has to be some kind of joke. What kind of non-electronic door locks on its own like this? He can't hack a slab of wood with his phone! And he can't even blame Jiro for this because he's not even here!

But maybe Saburo shouldn't be looking this gift horse in the mouth. After all, he's here with ] Ichi-nii? [ He pockets his phone and looks up at his brother. ] It's no use. I can't connect to anything outside of here. [ While he's a little disappointed (he wants to be useful! solve problems without his help!), it's clear from his tone of voice that he's not as disappointed as he should be. It makes no sense why kissing would help their situation, but kissing Ichiro for that long... wouldn't be bad in the slightest... ]

[lleonti]

[showmyself]

[betterboy]

[1taru]

[natsuagi]

[natsupiko]

[Kazunari and Misumi weren't trying to bully Tenma. The game they were playing just had it out for him, and now the three of them were locked in a closet together until seven minutes of kissing happened.

Kazunari hooks an arm around Misumi's waist.] I wonder if it'll count if just Sumi and I kiss ~? [Not that he doesn't want to kiss Tenma - and he's talked to Misumi about this prior. They both think it'd be pretty neat.

But like, it's Tenma. Tenma who looks a little sweaty right about now.]

[9hyodo]

[9hyodo]

[ Kumon loves Muku. He really, really does. But right now, he's wondering what he did to make Muku betray him like this.

See, he's in love with his roommate, Kazunari. Like really, really in love with him. And he's shared his feelings with Muku because of course he would, he's his family and he needs someone to listen to him flail about his smile, or all the trips to the ocean they keep planning.

Maybe he gushed too much! Who knows! But Muku should've told him to stop instead of daring him to play seven minutes in heaven with Kazunari!!! Aaaaaa, he's so nervous, he can't even look him in the eye...

He laughs awkwardly and opts to focus on a very, very weird patterned coat right over Kazunari's shoulder. ] Haha, aw man, I didn't expect this...! Sorry, Kazu-san! [ MUKUUUUUUUUUUUU ]

[1yric]

[themaskstays]

[ferdienand]

/assumed modern au

[linniehardt]

[Well, this is stupid. Taking advantage of Linhardt being half-asleep and shoving him into a closet with Ferdinand was truly unfair. He didn't consent to this. But he can hear Caspar and Dorothea giggling outside the door like the cruel little goblins they are and knows they won't get away with doing nothing in this closet.

Sheesh, you tell your best friend you think one guy is hot and then he goes and does this. Linhardt sighs.]

I suppose we should just get this over with.

[chahns]

[tsuzuroon]

[doxepine]

[Doppo really wonders what entity he's pissed off. Who has he made so angry that his karma is so outrageous and makes things like this happen to him? "This" being, being locked in his own damn coat closet with his roommate by their division leader.

All they'd wanted to do was have a drink together! But then Doppo had to go and switch things up and set off a terrible series of events, didn't he? See, Doppo isn't usually a cocktail sort of guy. He's fine with cheap beer or straight paint thinner as long as it gives him that slight buzz after a long week at work. But today is a special occasion: Matenro is celebrating a win! So he'd decided to do something a little special for himself, and make use of the juice Hifumi has been into buying lately, and make himself a drink-drink.

But seriously what is wrong with him? He's so stupid. Why did he make himself a vodka cranberry when Jakurai had asked for juice as well? Of course the glasses would get mixed up! Not to say Jakurai is stupid or as unobservant as Doppo, but a mix up is easy and oh my god maybe Doppo did it himself. He put the glasses way to close to each other. Maybe this was some form of self sabotage he didn't realize he was doing.

And he was the reason Jakurai had gotten even more fussy after draining more of their liquor cabinet, too! Hifumi had said something insensitive so Doppo had scolded him like always, but because Jakurai was DRUNK he'd gone off about how lovers (lovers?!) shouldn't argue over petty things, which led to Doppo spouting a string of apologies, which only agitated Jakurai more -- it really was his fault!!

Jakurai then basically shoved the both of them in their closet and demanded they kiss and make up or else he wouldn't let them out. And true to his drunken word, Doppo can see Jakurai's shadow in front of the door. There's also the telltale creak of him leaning his weight against the door, oh my god.

The only things kissing right now are the inner wall of the closet and Doppo's forehead as he more or less tries to grind a hole through it.] I can't believe this, I can't believe this...... [mumble mumble mumble]

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[123gigolo]

[ The situation isn't ideal - they know far too well how poor a pair Jakurai and alcohol are - but honestly, it isn't even that bad? Sure, their drunken leader has trapped them in a closet together, but no biggie! They just have to make up! They were barely even arguing in the first place, so they're practically there already! So as far as he's concerned, Doppo trying to become one with the wall is just Doppo being his usual panicky self. ]

Cheer up, Doppo! [ He nonchalantly pats his roommate's back. ] We'll be out of here in no time! Well, I think, anyway!

[ He even has a plan! ... And by plan, he means making a couple of kissy sounds, then turning to the door. ] Doc, we've made up~ [ So there! Problem solved! Thread over! ... Right? ]

[chrysolis]

[fearson]

[ Phainon and Cipher are Dead once Mydei gets out of this closet.

This closet that is much too small to hold his large frame in addition to another person. Even if the other person is as tiny as Castorice.

No matter how much he presses his back into the winter coats hanging in the closet, Castorice still has to be pressed tight to Mydei's chest for her own back to not hit the door. He can only pray she can't hear how his heart pounds in his chest at their close proximity. ]

Cas. [ He grunts, a shuddering breath. ] Would you be more comfortable if I sat down?