thread dump, most attractive feature edition

[connike]

original meme here

Comments

[fauxglove]

A shame. I can just see how precious you'd be if you'd cleaned up a little!

[Hey. Don't push it, bud.]

[1yric]

And what's that supposed to mean? [ choose your words carefully, Witch She Could Snap Like A Twig, ]

[fauxglove]

Exactly what I said. [He is not afraid to die.]

[1yric]

Sorry to be disappointingly not precious. [ lyric that's not what he said, ]

[fauxglove]

That is not what I said. You are CUTE.

[But you could be cuter!]

[1yric]

[ goddammit she walked RIGHT into that "you're cute"

She looks disgruntled for a moment, before: ] ... if you'd just asked to dress me up, I would've let you.